woah okay so ive been totally fail with this thing latey.

lets talk about my favourite subject... myself. WELLLL somehow ive managed to attract the creepiest people in history over this past week, for which i blame hannah entirely! XD i seriously do not know what is up with guys... i think theyre the retarded species or something. seriously, why go and make a good situation awkward!!?

-stabs-

pity we need them for the continuation of the human race... I swear turning lesbian looks better and better everyday. Other than the obvious downsides.

btw im 20 now!!!! woooo suck it teenage years! and its almost christmas!!!! ahhhh ive only bought one present out of like a bijillion so far mainly because i keep spending my money on new dresses for myself :/

ohhh speaking of which though... i bought a win purple one yesterday!! and some jewelery, new shoes, and make up. Was quite the haul i must say!

ily all <3

(omg fail moment... i thought anxious in the mood button at the bottom said anorexic -slaps self-)

		I will marry ian somerhalder.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in mums house in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 22 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a blood red jet plane.
		I will spend my days as a pimp, and live happily ever after.

10.20pm ive realised 2 things.

The first is that homework is gods way to stick it to me for all my life's sins. The second is that the rain is a product of him just being a sadistic bastard.

that is all.
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10.35pm and im pretty certain im just going to keep editing this thing all night. But im now going to curse LJ for having horrific themes. Seriously its like 2 fugs procreated and the LJ themes were their unfortunate child. -glares-

btw i had fish and chips for dinner tonight! They were pretty average, but the grease and insane amounts of tomato sauce should complete me for a while yet! XD
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11.18pm and i cant even navigate my own LJ. In addition to that theres this really irritating search bar thats blocking links at the top of my page. I have a feeling theyre links that could quite possibly change my life as i know it but that lame ass search bar is ruining my hopes of discovering this. Incredibly unfortunate, it makes me want to kick a kitten.
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11.38pm my right eye hurts. normal.
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11.44pm andes page looks better than mine and it makes me hate my life.
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11.49pm im possibly in love with LJ now. Im also amused by the fact i can friend myself.
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12.36am YES IM STILL HERE! still with no life and ive finally finished with layouts. I hear many dissatisfied groans... i hope those people fall in a hole -shuns-
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12.45am okay i lied in the previous post... i hadnt finished the layout. BUT I HAVE NOW! wooo.
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12.47am so a song came up on itunes and the lyric was "i love myself" and i was thinking heck yes! because at this point in time im feeling quite good about life. But then this lady was like "i touch myself" and i was like EXCUSEME!? -expression of shock- there goes my song for the moment! Im not even going to start on when she started saying "when i think about you I touch myself"

-awkward panda-
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12.55am I LOVE MY LJ!!!!!! rawr
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1.20am i hate the ad with stretch marks and flab thats always at the top of my screen.
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1.37am homework still has yet to be started but ive realised LJ needs a spaz mood.
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1.39am i reorganised my bookmarks. YAY
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1.41am homework has been started!

Okay so now seems as good of a time as any to note my total and utter noobness when it comes to LJ. First off changing the theme for this stupid thing! THUMBNAILS! theyre deceiving little creatures and im putting them on my hit-list. So i wander over with my radiating noobness and click on a theme that looks kinda cool. Before you know it my thingy is covered in a replica of a cardboard box! I mean wtf would i want a journal that looks like a cardboard box!? Do i give off a hobo vibe or something!?

-kicks-

OK to be honest the only reason im here is epic procrastination with my structures studying. Not that this was the first port of call or anything. Oh no, i did try tda first but then realised my graphics muse had gone up in flames. Then i wandered over to the glorious land of msn, where the smilies roam free and chatspeak dominates. But even there it seems i've been abandoned, so i shall curse timezones for a bit and listen to Nellie's french ramblings, i do like the french after all. Even my flatmate seems to have deserted me for sleep and im left sitting here at the computer at 1.30am with a giant picture of a stomach covered in stretch marks taking over my peripheral vision! Lovely.

Arghh... idt im in a good mood, my inner bitch is trying to escape again! If you know me properly you wouldn't be surprised but well meh, its been a crap night. Regardless of that though ILY all and i need to wrap this up because the stomach picture to the right of this box freaks me out every time i look up.

/totally pointless.